About time for a post, ya?
I was in MN this past weekend, hangin’ with Katie and TMP. Couldn’t have had more fun if I tried, seriously! They were both kick ass hostesses, and Grasshopper, AKA C-Dawg is the coolest kid ever! Seriously!
So lets start with funny things said, shall we:
“We missed you!”
“That monkey is goin’ bananas!!”
“Wow, she could suck a golf ball through that straw!!”
“It’s a good thing you’re not epileptic!”
“Oops, I spilled gizz!”
“Hey CA, how’s your dick? PS, I have tits!”
“Grasshopper not home right now. Please leave a message after tone: TOOOOOONE!”
I’m sure for some of those ya had to be there, but trust me/us, it was funny, and not just because I was drinking!
Let us now move on to things I learned in MN:
There’s a minimum speed of 40 and a maximum speed of 60 on their freeways. And people abide by it!
You don’t have to pay before you pump your gas.
80’s is alive and living in MN people! Seriously!
The Mall of America (MOA) is HUGE! Like, large and IN CHARGE! People will fly from places like Montana to shop for school clothes there!
MN accents rock, and only get funnier when you add alcohol!
Texting each other while still in bed in separate rooms in a 1 bedroom apartment is not only acceptable, but encouraged.
Texting each other while across the table from each other, again, encouraged 
There is some SERIOUS no joke road rage in MN. Seriously. Those are some PISSED OFF drivers!
It really was a kick ass trip, and TMP and Katie are 2 kick ass girls! I can’t wait to hang out with them some more! We had a ton of fun together, and giggled like crazy…not to mention, those girls can talk shit with the best of ‘em! Not that we would ever sit and talk shit about things like our shitty ass waitress. We’d also never just pick up all of our stuff and move to another table in a restaurant. Oh, and taking random pictures with strangers, nope, not us 
You should check out my flickr though, you know, just in case I’m full of shit 
I’m going to really put out an effort to be a better blog friend…so bear with me…I know, I’ve been saying that shit for a couple months now…just keep lovin’ me k
Isn’t it just crazy here?
LOL
Had a blast!!!!
Sorry I missed ya – yes Katie and TMP are the bomb!!
Road rage? Don’t even get me started – (just ask Katie) as a transplant here I have sorta picked it up in a not so good way.
Sounds like a fun weekend! Can I come next time?
Too bad you didn’t get to meet Cheeky too! She is great too! I wish I could have hung out with them without my kid, with adult beverages, and some air conditioning!
I moved from the North to the South and totally had to get my road rage under control because they are so laid back down here. I would fit right in in MN. Glad you had fun!
I second TMP, it’s all kinds of crazy here.
Glad you had a good time.
Sounds like a blast
And I love the MOA… I have a date there at least once a year
I missed you! Glad to see you are back and had an awesome time!
haha on the texting across the room… we did that with im’s back in college. good times…
Sounds like you had a blast!
Yep Katie is the BEST! (Cheeky too) I can’t wait to go to MN and visit them hopefully late next Spring! Glad you had a good time. I love the MN accents – you betcha!
I’m glad you had a break and had some fun. I never thought of MN as a happening place, though!
Sounds like a great time! I need a vacation like that so desperately.
Sounds like a good time all was had by all! Who knew MN was so great?
I’ve been absent from reading a lot lately so I get that whole being a better blogger friend thing of which you speak. (sigh)
And you know…I’m just throwing it out there…I think the road range stems from the fact that the people have to live in MN in the first place. I mean really, you don’t see that shit here in WI.
(just trying to stir up some state rivalry…for funsies, you know)
Sounds like you guys had a great time! I would LOVE to see what prompted the comment about sucking a golf-ball through that straw.
Oh! Yay! You’re back! We missed ya’!
Now to get back into the swing of things…such as…..being tagged!!! Muahahahaha!!! *running back to my blog laughing*
*tripping over a stone*
oh shit
*running back to blog laughing evil laugh while watching where I’m going this time*
Maximum speed of 60??? Wow. If I ever move to another state, I may have to research speed limits before doing so.
Welcome back to the blogosphere.
You’re wrong. The speed limit is 70 on our freeways.
Scratch that… 65.
How’s your dick? I have tits.
HMMMM?